August 21, 2008 @ 3:56 PM
the shakespeare secret

currently.reading.this.
1. i.spent.90%.of.my.money.on.women.and.drink.
    the.rest.i.wasted. - george.best.
2. what.will.you.do.when.you.leave.football,jack,
    will.you.stay.in.football. - stuart.hall. (radio.5.live.commentator.)
3. "whats.another.word.for.thesaurus?" - steven.wright.
4. "only.one.man.ever.understood.me,and.he.didnt.understand.me." - g.w.hegel. (philosopher.)
5. "i.used.to.sell.furniture.for.a.living.
    the.trouble.was,it.was.my.own." - les.dawson.